you mean i was at the winter classic?
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
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