the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
DRUNK COOKIES
Are you drunk or are the cookies drunk or are these cookies that get you drunk?
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