She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
i would one night stand the shit outta him
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
Why even have a ground level apt if you're not gonna let me climb out the window? I hate walk of shaming in front of toddlers...
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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