I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
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