It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
why does every cop we meet know your name?
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
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