what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
This bar receipt from last night makes no sense
You were wasted and got mad that it was too high so you subtracted 50 bucks in the tip line from the total
I wish that would've worked
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
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