it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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