I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
Getting business cards printed for tonight. Would you rather be: 1. Vice President of Argentina 2. Celebrity Dental Assistant or 3. Dial-Up Internet Technician
3. Dial-Up Internet Technician.
Gym?
Sweet baby Jebus, no. I'm Motley Crue hungover. This must be how it feels to rail a line of ants.
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
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