He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
Pretending to leave a voicemail when the person answers the phone....that's gotta be drunk dial level 99
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
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