I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
They've already turned me into the Dean of Students once because they felt 'unsafe' because I came home hammered and asked one of them to make me a grilled cheese sandwich. Like, I just ASKED!
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
We probably are going to die. So. Thanks for agreeing to be my Maid of Honor even though I torture you.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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