butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
Truelife: I made out with my ex-boyfriend's girlfriend this weekend. Thank you Captain Morgan...
Was she wearing cherry chapstick??
No. Life's not always a fairytale.....
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
I never thought that at some point in my life I would end up in the back of a cop car dressed as Pumba #HakunaMatata
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
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