he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
There is a drunk marine passed out on my porch. Mandy wouldn't sleep with him, Can you please come remove him?
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
Circle jerk is a real thing. It looks like five innocent virgins in a closet at my brother's bar mitzvah. Yeah, I walked in on that.
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
I woke up this morning to pee and six dollar bills fell out of my underwear. I guess that lap dance just bought me lunch.
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
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