I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
Swear. I think after passing out in a community college parking lot I can safely nominate myself for the piece of shit of the year award
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
Actually it's really just going to be me drunk in your living room swinging from a pole on a tuesday morning.
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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