Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
So you met him?
More like I walked in on him, drunk, naked, and doing "bathtub yoga". Please stop bringing your dates home.
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
when they cut me off i played the entire Justin Bieber playlist and left for another bar that didn't think i'd had enough to drink
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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