he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
Overheard-"sex" and "giblet gravy" in the same sentence. Best thanksgiving ever.
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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