I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
She just tricked me into telling her the balance of my 401k... She's like a gold digging jedi mind trick ninja
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
I’m not spending 14 dollars on a margarita unless it’s rimmed with cocaine... actually do you have a blender?
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