they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
Some guy just delivered flowers to my roommate cause he fell off a roof onto her at a party last night. I think they have a date tomorrow.
I need someone to meet me at the end of the road and throw captain morgan at my face like they do with water at marathons
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
Maybe tomorrow I'll be drunk again and can provide you with texts at a more reasonable hour. Here's hoping. GOodnight. Tebow loves you
I accidentally lit my hair on fire and we broke the bed. How was your night?
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
Randomize