Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
My cat is staring at me while I drink my wine on the bathroom floor in the morning instead of attending class. Sorry mom and dad. Sorry cat.
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
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