I feel like death. Did you die last night?
Nope. Ready for round 2. Fiesta!
unreal. Greatest comeback since Jesus
Blackberries need to come with a feature that disables texting to certain numbers after 2am based on content. liek disabling texting to 'dad' containng the words 'lets try to find more blow.'
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
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