New high or new low? Cat walked into the bathroom while I was taking a #2, looked @ me, sneezed and walked out..
Why are we friends again?
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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