You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
I get way too drunk to be trusted with family heirlooms
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
I'm thankful I didn't get drunk and shit my pants this year. 🦃
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