Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
You disinfected one of his friends, buttered the jeans of the other one. And you poured every liquid you could reach on the floor, including cooking oil and green tea. It wasnt a great first impression
I have a cat, a bottle of wine, and a Brazilian man. I need to catch you up on my life
I love you. We're gonna celebrate your 21st by putting people in duct tape bikinis and pushing them down tequila slip and slides
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
Question #1: Why am I on my living room floor? Question #2: Where did the bloody footprints come from? Question #3: Why are there two McChickens next to the wine bottle?
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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