i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
He snuck into some random hotel's continental breakfast at 3 AM and then passed out on a bench in the lobby. When the cops found him they made him empty out his pockets. No phone, no ID just muffins.
He drunk dialed T-Mobile at 3am and talked to them for 45 minutes and got his phone bill lowered from $80 to $60... Best drunk dial ever.
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
He was using OnStar to get directions to the bar. I'm pretty sure he'd have gotten her number too if I hadn't disconnected the call.
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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