He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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