with your own penis?
so that wasnt chicken after all
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
Using a miniature baseball bat to kill a mosquito in the house may not have been the most efficient or safest way, but that thing is fucking dead. However, so are three wine glasses, a lamp, and my baseball bat privileges. Worth it.
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
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