My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
I feel like royalty, that girl from last night had a vajazzled vag. Bucket list complete.
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
God, you're like boner-b-gone
The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
I forgot to tell you, wear something you can puke on Saturday. We're christening this marriage with a shot of jager. NOT KIDDING.
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
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