You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
A hangover is a type of food poisoning. Makes me feel better about calling out of work.
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
For when you/if you wake up tomorrow.. You broke 4 of the bar's glasses tonight and I am currently watching you as you ride the broom around the bar instead of cleaning up your mess. I am no longer able to come up with excuses for you.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
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