tell your sister to shave her snatch
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
We were having an argument with his friends mom about whether it was worse that he bootycalled me at 4 a.m. or that I bootycalled him at 12 in the afternoon
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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