that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
Also I am about to cut a ringtone from "Sex Machine" so James Brown can tell me to "get up, get on up" in the morning
I once woke up to the scream from 'get up offa that thing' and smacked my head on my desk
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
Just had the moment before I realised I'd packed you off in an ambulance last night after funnel-feeding you Monster and vodka. Your mom thinks I'm a dick doesn't she?
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
This is a crisis. I had a huge crush on him in seventh grade and now his girlfriend is due to have his child on my birthday. HIS CHILD CAN'T BE BORN ON MY BIRTHDAY.
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