But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
every Thursday i draw one of my friends names out of a hat to choose who i will drunkenly text all weekend
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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