So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
Really stoned
just sent my roommate on a cheese run
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
The only way I made it through work was reminding myself how many margaritas per hour I was making
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
Randomize
