His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
You ended at least 6 stories with "and that's why I don't snort coke anymore"
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
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