just got super drunk mixing jägermeister with my lyme disease meds. even if my face goes paralyzed, at least i got smashed from it.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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