why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
My hand is eating my burrito and not saving any for my mouth. TRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPINN!
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
Did you know that if you chase vodka with cheap red wine it tastes exactly like college alcoholism?
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
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