i actually looked down at my cock today and said "whoa buddy, you need a haircut....(grimace) and a shower"
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
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