fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
I drove 5 hours to see her. She thanked me by getting shitfaced, inviting her boyfriend over, and making me sleep on the couch after I cooked for them and did the dishes. You're right. I'm a fucking doormat.
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
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