I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
Last night you were throwing up in my toilet singing "all by myself."
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
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