If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I took my penis out way before I got to the bathroom and some dude kicked me out.
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
I think I'll bring the beer we scavenged from that other party. What goes around comes around, especially when it's Corona because that shit is not staying in my fridge
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
He's texting from midnight mass asking for nude pics. Baby Jesus is spinning in his manger as we speak
You think you're smart. You're pretending to be asleep to save yourself from my hormonal pms mood swings. Unfortunately that only works against bears.
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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