Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
You tried to get the stranger on the sea bus to give you a bite of his chicken sub by repeating over and over "im in a girl band"
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
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