it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
i found a beer bottle on top of the urinal, peed in it and put it back... if anyone gets drunk enough to fall for it they deserve it
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
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