I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
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