How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
I woke up hungover and reached for a glass of water only to realize too late that it was vodka sprite with my splooge in it.
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
If im paying 4grand for laser eye surgery, it better help with beer goggles cuz last night was pretty rough.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
I have two bottles of emergency tequila stashed under my desk at work.
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
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