(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
There are days when you go to throw something in your bedroom trash can and realize the only things in there are a used condom, a Lime-arita can and a muffin wrapper.
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
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