i found literally half of a double sided dildo in my shower. i guess someone went home happy.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
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