Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
the women in the ladies room did not appreciate my innovation of turning a sink into a urinal
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
Reggie can tackle my bush.
Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
I got eye-fucked by an 80 year old man wearing a cowboy hat while I was singing country. How do you think karaoke went?
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
It's pizza for people who hate themselves. I rang the place up once i'd finished and told them if i was on death row it would be my last meal because by the time i'd got half way through it I would be begging to die.
But then I ordered two more because it was 2-4-1 and my life is a mess
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
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