McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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