I'm gonna cuddle the shit out of you tomorrow
Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
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