so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
We just set the fire alarm off with a fog machine. What's my first instinct? Finish my drink. I think I handled that correctly.
I'm concerned I'll look like a hooker on new years eve in this outfit
There are different standards on new years eve. To look like a hooker you literally need to be giving a guy head on the street while he's handing you cash.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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