What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
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