I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
I got her a Nickelback box set.
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
He called me skinny, I broke his garbage disposal, then denied him sex. Normal second date etiquette.
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
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