i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
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