when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
My hair reeks of homosexuality.
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
Ever got a vibrator stuck in ur hair? Is worse that getting ur hairbrush stuck.
...well that sucks.
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
Dunno why I keep hitting snooze. It's never gonna give me the kind of sleep I need to be sober.
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
Randomize
